Do you or a loved one have any of the following symptoms?
- Dark, Swollen Eyes
- Irritability
- Depression
- High Blood Pressure
- Anxiety
- Malaise
- Dry Skin
- Headaches
- Rashes
- Lowered Brain Function
- Pale Complexion
- Unkempt Appearance
- Mumbling or Moaning
- Drooling
- Lumbering Walk
If anyone you know exhibts any of these symptoms, we're afraid to say it, but they most likely have zombieitis. Fear not, friends, because the Better Sleep Council is here to help! (But we need your assistance in fighting this battle!)
Starting this Friday, May 20, (Stop Zombieitis Day) and going through June, the BSC is asking for submissions of zombie sightings on their website, www.stopzombieitis.com as well as on their Facebook page. Five, randomly selected participants will win a $100 American Express gift card! (Hopefully to be applied toward tools for combatting zombieitis!)
Stay tuned, and stay safe friends...you never know when zombieitis may sneak up on you...
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